What position makes the ugliest children?

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How do deaf people meet online?

Simple, they just ask "ASL?"

What is the main reason people are voting for Brexit?

When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is "eeeeuuuuuuu"

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Why couldn't little Johnny get the toy he saw on TV?

His parents weren't 18 or older.

What do you call a phone with no parents?

An Or-phone.

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What did the witch say when her position was terminated?

You can't fire me! I snappopcrackleaaaaaargh!!!!

What position does your brother play in the school football team?

Jay: I think he's one of the drawbacks!