Because his pecker is on his face!
It didn't like being double crossed.
To get to the other aside!
A femijizm
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"
Boooooooooooooots
T-shoes!
Fruit of the womb.
An algae bra.