Why are there no cats on Mars?

Because there is no oxygen and they'd die from UV radiation, you idiot.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a cat crossed with a canary?

A cosh(x/a)

What do you call a pile of cats?

A Meowtain.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why do husbands typically die before their wives?

They want to.

How are cats like empty wine bottles?

I'm probably gonna die surrounded by both.

Idiot Jokes More Idiot Jokes

What do you get when you cross an idiot with a watch?

A cuckoo clock.

What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common?

Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.

Mar Jokes More Mar Jokes

Who says there's no life on Mars?

Why only today they found a Beagle!

What were the odds that Matt Damon made it off Mars?

Astronomical

Oxygen Jokes More Oxygen Jokes

Why are there no cats on Mars?

Because there is no oxygen and they'd die from UV radiation, you idiot.

Why did prince Oxygen inherit the throne after the king died?

Because he was the rightful heir