Why you should wash your car?

WASH YOUR CAR BECAUSE IT IS DIRTIER THAN MILEY CYRUS!

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Why does Gandalf prefer coupes?

Because other cars have Mordor.

What are you looking for in a car?

I said, "It has to be affordable" He said, "I'm sorry sir, I've never heard of a Ford Ibble."

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What do rappers use to wash their clothes?

BLEEE-AAAACH!

What washes up on tiny beaches?

Microwaves.

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What do you get when you cross Miley Cyrus with an alligator?

A caiman like a wrecking ball.

What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

Ho, ho, ho!