Why you should wash your car?

WASH YOUR CAR BECAUSE IT IS DIRTIER THAN MILEY CYRUS!

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What car does Woody drive?

AUDI ADUI ADUI!

Why did the snail draw an "S" on the side of his car?

So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What does a frog say when it washes car windows?

Rub it rub it rub it.

Why is it OK to wash an American flag in hot water?

Because these colors don't run.

Miley Cyrus Jokes More Miley Cyrus Jokes

What's the best part of having Miley Cyrus over for Thanksgiving dinner?

Unlimited twerky

What do people call Miley Cyrus in Europe?

Kilometery Cyrus