What do you call a stampede of mexicans running away from a snake?

Panic

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Because he didn't habanero.

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A payday

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Antihissssstamines!

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A thon

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NASCOW

What do you call a stampede of mexicans running away from a snake?

Panic

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Why'd the guy panic and call 911 when he realized an ocean was forming around him?

It was an emergent sea.

How Am I Driving' sign* Panics Hello?

There's a problem. Your driver doesn't understand how he's driving