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Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?

Lil Caesars

What's the definition of the perfect woman?

Four feet tall, fold back teeth, flat head so you can rest your beer on it, and turns into a pizza at midnight.

Tip Jokes More Tip Jokes

Where do one-legged waitresses work?

IHOP. Tipping your waitress takes on a whole new meaning.

Why are redditors American?

Because they always *tip*.

Harvard Jokes More Harvard Jokes

How many Harvard students does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.

What do Harvard and a virgin have in common?

You try so hard to get in but 9 months later you regret you ever came.

Doorstep Jokes More Doorstep Jokes

What's your favorite adult-themed Halloween joke?

My favorite is: "There's a maniac living in our neighborhood. He goes house-to-house leaving severed body parts on the doorstep. He gives me the willies."

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep?

You pay for the pizza.

Harvard Graduate Jokes More Harvard Graduate Jokes

How do you know that someone you met is a Harvard graduate?

He already told you so.

How do you get a Harvard graduate off your doorstep?

Tip him for the pizza.