How do you get a Harvard graduate off your doorstep?

Tip him for the pizza.

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Because they rain supreme.

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Pay for the pizza!

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A waitress leaves me alone after I give her the tip.

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When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!

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They'll tell you.

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You pay him for the pizza.

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He already told you so.