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How do you get a Harvard graduate off your doorstep?

Tip him for the pizza.

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What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?

You wanna pizza me!

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby?

A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.

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What's the difference between a waiter and a waitress?

The size of the tip.

What do you call a cow on no legs?

Ground beef. What do you call a cow on three legs Tri-Tip. What do you call a cow on two legs Your mom.

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How do you know that someone you met is a Harvard graduate?

He already told you so.

How do you get a Harvard graduate off your doorstep?

Tip him for the pizza.

Doorstep Jokes More Doorstep Jokes

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep?

You pay for the pizza.

How do you get a Harvard graduate off your doorstep?

Tip him for the pizza.

Harvard Graduate Jokes More Harvard Graduate Jokes

How do you know that someone you met is a Harvard graduate?

He already told you so.

How do you get a Harvard graduate off your doorstep?

Tip him for the pizza.