How do you get a Harvard graduate off your doorstep?

Tip him for the pizza.

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What's the difference between a white guy and a pizza?

A pizza doesn't shoot up a school.

How do tiny Mexicans cut their pizza?

Little Ceasars

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What should have tipped off the airline ticket sellers on 9/11?

When the terrorists asked for anything cheaper than one-way.

What kind of car did the German cowboy purchase?

Audi *tips hat*

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How do you get a Harvard graduate off your doorstep?

Tip him for the pizza.

How do you get a Harvard Graduate off your porch?

You pay him for the pizza.

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What's your favorite adult-themed Halloween joke?

My favorite is: "There's a maniac living in our neighborhood. He goes house-to-house leaving severed body parts on the doorstep. He gives me the willies."

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on your doorstep?

Mat

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How do you know that someone you met is a Harvard graduate?

He already told you so.

How many Harvard graduates does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He holds up the light bulb, and the world revolves around him