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How do you get a Harvard graduate off your doorstep?

Tip him for the pizza.

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How do you get the political science grad off your lawn?

Pay for the pizza

How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas?

Deep pan, crisp and even.

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What do you call a cow on no legs?

Ground beef. What do you call a cow on three legs Tri-Tip. What do you call a cow on two legs Your mom.

What happens when a neckbeard takes drugs?

They start tipping balls.

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How do you know someone went to Harvard?

They tell you.

How do you get a Harvard graduate off your doorstep?

Tip him for the pizza.

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How do you get a Harvard graduate off your doorstep?

Tip him for the pizza.

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep?

You pay for the pizza.

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How do you get a Harvard Graduate off your porch?

You pay him for the pizza.

How many Harvard graduates does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He holds up the light bulb, and the world revolves around him