How do you get a Harvard graduate off your doorstep?

Tip him for the pizza.

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Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What do dwarves use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

What is the volume of pizza?

Pizza of course! If z = radius of the pizza and a = the height then * radius2 * height = Pi * z * z * a = Pizza.

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Where do one-legged waitresses work?

IHOP. Tipping your waitress takes on a whole new meaning.

How do you prevent a canoe from tipping?

Paint it black.

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How do you get a Harvard graduate off your doorstep?

Tip him for the pizza.

What do a Harvard lawyer and a Yale lawyer have in common?

They both got accepted to Yale.

Doorstep Jokes More Doorstep Jokes

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep?

You pay for the pizza.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on your doorstep?

Mat

Harvard Graduate Jokes More Harvard Graduate Jokes

How do you get a Harvard graduate off your doorstep?

Tip him for the pizza.

How many Harvard graduates does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He holds up the light bulb, and the world revolves around him