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How do you get a Harvard graduate off your doorstep?

Tip him for the pizza.

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Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What beer goes best with pizza?

Pepper-Peroni

Why didn't Mario put more toppings on his pizza?

Because there wasn't mushroom on it.

Tip Jokes More Tip Jokes

What's the worst part of giving a magician a ride home?

When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!

What kind of car did the German cowboy purchase?

Audi *tips hat*

Harvard Jokes More Harvard Jokes

How do you get a Harvard Graduate off your porch?

You pay him for the pizza.

What do a Harvard lawyer and a Yale lawyer have in common?

They both got accepted to Yale.

Doorstep Jokes More Doorstep Jokes

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep?

You pay for the pizza.

How do you get a Harvard graduate off your doorstep?

Tip him for the pizza.

Harvard Graduate Jokes More Harvard Graduate Jokes

How many Harvard graduates does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He holds up the light bulb, and the world revolves around him

How do you get a Harvard Graduate off your porch?

You pay him for the pizza.