Why did that guy shoot up the church in South Carolina?

He thought it was the white thing to do.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did the remorseful child-molester paint his toe-nails?

He thought it would be a pedicure. sorry.

What's going on?

Me: The kids gave me this *holds up Dad Is #1 mug* W: That's sweet H: Sweet They think I'm pee!

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What's the difference between a guy with a vasectomy and a guy without a vasectomy?

There's a vas deferens.

Why did the guy fall off his bicycle?

Because I threw a microwave at him

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

How do you shoot a blue elephant?

With a blue elephant gun. You hold his trunk until he turns blue, then you shoot him with the blue elephant gun Edit: My 5 year old nephew loves this joke.

Why do they say "break a leg!" to actors?

If you said "tear an ACL!" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What is the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in church has hope in her soul

Why will Church's chicken be losing money?

Because I don't see black people going to church's anytime soon

South Carolina Jokes More South Carolina Jokes

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in South Carolina?

Cause if it was invented anywhere else it'd be called a teethbrush.

What does a South Carolina cop do when a panda runs away from him?

Shoots him 8 times in the black.

White Thing Jokes More White Thing Jokes

Whats the only white thing about a black guy?

His owner.

What is that white thing in my pork&ampbeans?

The Queen Bean. *Blatantly stolen from Ren &amp Stimpy