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Why did the remorseful child-molester paint his toe-nails?

He thought it would be a pedicure. sorry.

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What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

What did the pumpkin pie say to the cheesecake as they were going into the oven?

I think this is a set up!

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Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

What's the difference between a nail and a painting?

It only takes one nail to hang a painting.

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Why do elephants paint their toe nails red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. You've never seen an elephant in a cherry tree? They're pretty good at it.

Why did the remorseful child-molester paint his toe-nails?

He thought it would be a pedicure. sorry.

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How long is a pedicure?

2 feet.

Why did the husband bring his wife's sick dog to the salon?

He was trying to get her pedicure.