He thought it would be a pedicure. sorry.
A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors)
An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus
And why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?
Daughter: Dad. It's an accent color. Dad: ... Dad: Can I hear it
So they can hide in cherry trees. You've never seen an elephant in a cherry tree? They're pretty good at it.
He was trying to get her pedicure.
