He thought it would be a pedicure. sorry.
Just some light jokes with bit of humor. Nothing too dark.
He thought the bond was ironic.
Not many people know this, but zebras arent actually born with stripes. There is actually an entire industry of people called zebra painters who go around painting black stripes on zebras. This is done so zebras arent confused with albino donkeys.
What makes the loudest noise in the jungle?
So they can hide in cherry trees. You've never seen an elephant in a cherry tree? They're pretty good at it.
2 feet.