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How do you prevent a canoe from tipping?

Paint it black.

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What is the number 1 rule at a computer bar?

Always tip your server.

What happens when a neckbeard takes drugs?

They start tipping balls.

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What paint is most popular in modern buildings?

Microsoft Paint

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in strawberry patches.

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Why do prison guards use Proactive all the time?

So they can prevent breakouts.

Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day?

To prevent bat breath!

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What do you call two women in a canoe?

Fur traders!

Why did little timmy fall off his bike?

Because someone threw a canoe at him!