How do you prevent a canoe from tipping?

Paint it black.

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Tip Jokes More Tip Jokes

Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

Because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

What is green and smells like paint?!?

Green paint.

What is the difference between a refrigerator and a one foot tall man painting the side of a house?

On a quantum level, there is no difference.

Prevent Jokes More Prevent Jokes

Why do women need to wear jockstraps while skydiving?

To prevent them from whistling.

Why does Donkey Kong brush his teeth?

To prevent tooth DK.

Canoe Jokes More Canoe Jokes

Why did little timmy fall off his bike?

Because someone threw a canoe at him!

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?

Fur traders.