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How do you prevent a canoe from tipping?

Paint it black.

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Tip Jokes More Tip Jokes

Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

Because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

What's the difference between a waiter and a waitress?

The size of the tip.

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

How does a dark-skinned boy have light-skinned hands?

Because paint! -my four-year-old daughter.

Why do we paint Easter eggs?

Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!

Prevent Jokes More Prevent Jokes

What do you call a girl who's preventing you from reaching your goal?

A keeper

How do you prevent alcoholism?

Shots.

Canoe Jokes More Canoe Jokes

What do you call two blondes in a canoe?

Fur traders.

What do you call a transformer in a canoe?

A row bot