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How do you prevent a canoe from tipping?

Paint it black.

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Tip Jokes More Tip Jokes

How does a pirate tip his hat?

M'Hearty

Why can't Redditors lose their virginity?

They can never get further than the tip!

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

What the Girlfriend, the Mistress and the Wife say Girlfriend: Are you done already?

Mistress: Are you done yet Wife: Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige...

Why are your nails painted two different colors?

Daughter: Dad. It's an accent color. Dad: ... Dad: Can I hear it

Prevent Jokes More Prevent Jokes

What is the most certain way to prevent milk from souring?

Keep it in the cow.

How do you prevent alcoholism?

Shots.

Canoe Jokes More Canoe Jokes

What is your best casino joke?

I work in a casino and want to hear your best one. Here is mine: what's the difference between a canoe and a baccarat player? A canoe sometimes tips!

What's the difference between a canoe and a Canadian?

The canoe tips.