Why did the guy fall off his bicycle?

Because I threw a microwave at him

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why wasn't drinking permitted on the Oregon trail?

It was important not to fall off the wagon.

Why did the guy fall off his bicycle?

Because I threw a microwave at him

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why is Windows going from 8 to 10?

Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.

Why was that guy yelling at you?

Flashback to me ignoring the "one per customer" sign me with a mouthful of cheese samples No idea

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What did the libertarian shirt say when it was thrown into the washing machine?

AM I BEING DE-STAINED?!

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea?

It gets wet.

Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

How long does it take To microwave a baby?

I'm too busy jerking of to watch a timer.

How long does it take a baby to die in the microwave?

I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a uni cycle?

Attire

Why can't bicycles stand on their own?

They are two tired