What did the cop do when his Sergeant did not grant him the vacation he requested?

Shot a black man.

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Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What do you do when you see a black man lying on the floor?

You stop laughing and shoot him again.

What do you call black men working while white men watch?

Slav-The NBA

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

What did the one llama say to the other before they went on vacation?

ALPACA BAG

What did the rapper ask the pet sitter when he got back from vacation?

Where my dogs at?

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Why couldn't the cop save the hippie from drowning?

He was too far out man

What did the eggs say when the cops showed up?

Everybody scramble!

Shot Jokes More Shot Jokes

Why couldn't JFK be a boxer?

He couldn't take shots to the head.

How do you play the Oscar Pistorius drinking game?

Every time your girlfriend goes to the bathroom, take two shots

Sergeant Jokes More Sergeant Jokes

What did the cop do when his Sergeant did not grant him the vacation he requested?

Shot a black man.

How are tigers like sergeants in the army?

They both wear stripes!

Request Jokes More Request Jokes

What did the server say when the customer requested something they didn't have?

404

Why didn't the NSA request AT&T's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

Grant Jokes More Grant Jokes

Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.