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How about an office party?

ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess

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Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper?

RUFF!

Why can't we edit tweets?

Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chickens foot.

What do you get if you cross a computer with a ballet dancer?

The Netcracker suite.

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

What letter do pirates guess most often on Wheel of Fortune?

T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.

What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate?

I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.

Replace Jokes More Replace Jokes

What's the problem with your marriage?

WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise

How about an office party?

ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess

Office Party Jokes More Office Party Jokes

How about an office party?

ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess

Why do people like office parties AND this joke?

The punch line.

Coworker Jokes More Coworker Jokes

When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, "So, what did she say?

I'm funny that way.

How does a boat captain determine his profit?

By using aquadratic equation. (Via my coworker)