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How about an office party?

ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess

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Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

Why do you love your puppy more than you love your wife?

Because the puppy only knows the tricks you taught her

How do you get a puppy to stay the same size forever?

You stop feeding it.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pig with a ninja?

Pork Chop!

What do you get when you cross a foot with cookware?

Potato!

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!

When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad: I guess through its Beak

Replace Jokes More Replace Jokes

What did the bird say when he flew over K-Mart?

Caw Caw why'd my natural habitat get replaced with 165 000 square feet of consumerist wasteland

How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

Office Party Jokes More Office Party Jokes

Why do people like office parties AND this joke?

The punch line.

What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?

Invite an accountant.

Coworker Jokes More Coworker Jokes

What did the philosopher say to his coworker?

Cleanup on the detergent aisle

How about an office party?

ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess