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How about an office party?

ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess

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Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

What do you call a puppy in the desert?

Anyone else got some fun jokes your kids have told you?

What if I see a puppy?

What if my house burns down

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

How does a south central chicken cross the road?

In a bucket

What happens when you cross a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

What did Sam say to the young Americans?

Guess where this finger's going.

Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

Replace Jokes More Replace Jokes

What did the bird say when he flew over K-Mart?

Caw Caw why'd my natural habitat get replaced with 165 000 square feet of consumerist wasteland

What is Samsung PR team's Christmas jingle you ask?

The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!

Office Party Jokes More Office Party Jokes

What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?

Invite an accountant.

Why do people like office parties AND this joke?

The punch line.

Coworker Jokes More Coworker Jokes

How does a boat captain determine his profit?

By using aquadratic equation. (Via my coworker)

What are sloths?

Wrong, What are coworkers