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What did the philosopher say to his coworker?

Cleanup on the detergent aisle

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How do philosophers shave off their beards?

Occam's razor

How many philosophers does it take to......change a light bulb?

Define "light bulb".

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How does a boat captain determine his profit?

By using aquadratic equation. (Via my coworker)

When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, "So, what did she say?

I'm funny that way.