What did the philosopher say to his coworker?

Cleanup on the detergent aisle

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How do philosophers shave off their beards?

Occam's razor

What did the philosopher say to his coworker?

Cleanup on the detergent aisle

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Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)

Why are blondes bad a judging distance?

They have no idea what 12 inches actually looks like. I for some reason could not find a way to phrase this any better. Credit to my coworker.