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What did the philosopher say to his coworker?

Cleanup on the detergent aisle

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What time do philosophers like to visit the shopping mall?

At the Schopenhauer.

How many philosophers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It depends on the definition of lightbulb.

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What did the philosopher say to his coworker?

Cleanup on the detergent aisle

Why did I join Twitter?

Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.