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What do you call a computer that is running slow?

Restarted.

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Why does my computer keep saying hello?

It's a Dell.

Why does my computer always ask me if I'm "sure" about stuff?

Yes, I want to delete my hard drive.

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Why is it not safe to doze on trains?

Because they run over sleepers.

What's brown and runs around your garden?

Your fence.

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What do you call a computer that is running slow?

Restarted.

How will an IT guy fix a lamp?

He'll restart the nuclear power plant