How many Irish does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in the socket and the other to drink until the room starts spinning!

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What does Batman put in his drinks?

Just ice.

Why didn't the pig have to pay for drinks on the cruise?

It was all-oink-lusive.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What ten letter word starts with g-a-s?

Automobile.

What is the digestive system?

The digestive system is a system which starts with one hole and ends with one hole

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many SEC football players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1. And they get 3 credits for it.

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many fuccbois does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Idk, you dtf tho

How many homeless people does it take to screw a light bulb?

Does anyone know of any good jokes about homeless people.?

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!

What has 72 teeth and holds back the hulk?

My zipper.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What do you call a credit union volunteer in a room full of bank directors?

A superior being.

What do you get when you put 28 Alabama Sorority girls in one room?

A full set of teeth

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What's Irish and sits on a porch?

Pati 'O' Furniture

What is the difference between Martin Luther King Day and St. Patrick's Day?

St. Patrick's day everybody wants to be Irish.

Socket Jokes More Socket Jokes

How does an SJW screw in a light-bulb?

Zir holds it up to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around zirself.

How many feminists does it take screw in a lightbulb?

One she holds it in the socket and waited for the world to revolve around her.