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What's Irish and sits on a porch?

Pati 'O' Furniture

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

Matt. Others:

What's Irish and stays on your back porch all year?

Patty O'Furniture

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What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray.

What is the one thing wrong with a Piles joke?

It doesn't sit well.

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What do you call Irish sunscreen?

A pub.

What do you call an Irish bodyguard?

Liam Malone.