What's Irish and sits on a porch?

Pati 'O' Furniture

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How to get a liberal arts graduate off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on his porch Matt.

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What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

What's the difference between america and a yoghurt?

A yoghurt develops a culture After sitting there for 100 years.

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What do you call an Irish guy with no arms and no legs hanging out on your front porch?

Patio Furniture.

What's the only thing an Irish person can hold on to?

A grudge.