How many homeless people does it take to screw a light bulb?

Does anyone know of any good jokes about homeless people.?

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What's the final digit of the square root of 2 (2)?

I don't know, sometimes radicals can be irrational.

How many liberals does it take to defend America?

Nobody knows, they've never tried.

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How many rats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but you have to get them in the lightbulb first.

How do you keep a ghoul from biting his nails?

Replace the nails with screws.

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How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up.

How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.

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Why are there no good jokes about engineers?

Zzzzzzzzz, wait, I fell asleep at the punchline.

What do a good joke and a child with cancer have in common?

They never get old.

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What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with pieces of cardboard?

A pillow fight

How do you offend homeless people?

By telling them knock knock jokes!