How many feminists does it take screw in a lightbulb?

One she holds it in the socket and waited for the world to revolve around her.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What do you call a horse that's been all around the world?

A globe-trotter!

What's the difference between a happy programmer and a sad programmer?

Hello, world" and "Goodbye, cruel world"

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many teenage girls does it take to screw..... in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold it up as the whole world revolves around her.

How many Chiropractors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but they'll take 30 visits to do it.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many hillbillies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2. A man, his wife, and his cousin

How Many Bit Coins Does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

00000000000001adf44c7d69767585--5572eca4dd4-db7d0c0b845-916d849af76 PM me the answer!

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Who came up with hugs?

The very first hug must have been really creepy. "What are you doing Why are you holding me " "Just trust me."

How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift?

32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

What Happened when Feminist's found out about Reddit?

Well they deleted

What is the difference between a feminist and a machist?

The second lacks the hypocrisy of the first.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What gift do you want?

HUSBAND: "An English girl." After a month, wife returns.. HUSBAND: "Where is my gift " WIFE: "Wait for nine months!"

How to keep an idiot waiting?

I'll tell you tomorrow. Edit: Grammar.

Revolve Jokes More Revolve Jokes

How many US Congress members does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.

How many twists does a feminist need to screw in a light bulb?

None. They just grab it and the world to revolve around them.

Socket Jokes More Socket Jokes

How many Heisenbergs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

If you know the number, you don't know where the socket is.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!