How to keep an idiot waiting?

I'll tell you tomorrow. Edit: Grammar.

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What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part

How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.

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How do you keep a idiot waiting?

I'll tell you guys later.

Why does a German always have the last laugh?

He has to wait for the verb.

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How to keep an idiot waiting?

I'll tell you tomorrow. Edit: Grammar.

Why did Rodney Dangerfield always make such unbalanced RPG characters?

He never got no respec. *edited to make grammar worse