How do you keep a idiot waiting?

I'll tell you guys later.

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How can you tell if a woman's picture is photoshopped?

She isn't standing in the kitchen

What did the blonde say when her doctor told her that she was pregnant?

Is it mine"?

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Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

Why did the guy take his (computer) tablet to the cemetery?

Because it was dead.

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How to spot an idiot at the gym?

They put a water bottle where the Pringles go.

What's up with all these idiots on TV trying to talk to ghosts?

I don't even wanna talk to the living.

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How many narcissists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One narcissist. The narcissist holds the lightbulb in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.

Whats the difference between a priest and acne?

One waits till you're 14 before coming on your face.