What's up with all these idiots on TV trying to talk to ghosts?

I don't even wanna talk to the living.

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Whats common between the world trade centres and genders?

There were once two but now they're too offensive to talk about.

Why are people afraid to talk to black people?

Their scared they'll say something nigative

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

How'd you die?

I got shot trying to save my fellow soldiers lives in war. You " "I got trampled trying to save on a flat screen" "Oh.."

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How can you tell you live in an Asian part of town?

All the Mexicans have car insurance.

What do you call an actor who has given up civilized life and gone to live in the wilderness?

Will Feral. Edit: I tried

Tv Jokes More Tv Jokes

Where is the English Channel?

Pupil: I don't know my TV doesn't pick it up

How do you know if your friend, "Doesn't even OWN a TV?

Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"

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What do frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant woman have in common?

An idiot who forgot to take it out earlier.

What did the idiot do after seeing a joke that wasn't very funny?

Downvote it.

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Where's Jim?

He went M.I.A. *Cut to Jim* All I wanna do *bang bang bang bang* *reloading noise* And shoot enemies

Why does all Turkish men have a mustache?

Because they wanna look like their mother.

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What did Ghost A say to Ghost B?

Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.

What does a ghost say after a bad joke?

Booo