What do frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant woman have in common?

An idiot who forgot to take it out earlier.

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What should you do with a burning Kotex?

Throw it on the ground and tamp on it.

What did the stormtrooper say when he was frying Luke's aunt and uncle?

I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning Beru.

Pregnant Woman Jokes More Pregnant Woman Jokes

Why did the pregnant woman love to tell jokes?

Because she had a pun in the oven!

What is the difference between Scotland and a pregnant woman?

A pregnant woman is in Labour

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What did the urologist say to his patient who forgot to take his medication?

Urine trouble!

What do they always forget to do after filming a season of Game of Thrones?

The last one out is meant to get the Wights

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How to make an idiot curious?

I'll post the answer tomorrow.

What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

Burn Pizza Jokes More Burn Pizza Jokes

What do burnt pizza, frozen beer and a pregnant chick have in common?

Some douchebag forgot to pull it out in time.

What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common?

Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.

Frozen Beer Jokes More Frozen Beer Jokes

What's a burnt pizza, frozen beer, & a pregnant girl have in common?

In each scenario, there's a dumb guy who didn't take it out in time.

What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time