What do burnt pizza, frozen beer and a pregnant chick have in common?

Some douchebag forgot to pull it out in time.

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

Why did the blind guy have a burnt face?

He answered the iron.

Who is Bobby Long?

And why do all these reggae artists keep talking about wanting to burn him.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you call a Time Machine that can only travel to one location in time?

The RE-tardis

How do you swat one hundred flies at the same time?

Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What do you do when your mother-in-law is swaying towards you?

You pull the trigger again.

What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Who, me?

Oh, just living the dream. You know, that one where you forget to wear clothes to work.

How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant?

He forgot to wrap his whopper.

Burn Pizza Jokes More Burn Pizza Jokes

What do a burnt pizza, frozen beer, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone didn't pull it out in time.

What do frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant woman have in common?

An idiot who forgot to take it out earlier.

Frozen Beer Jokes More Frozen Beer Jokes

What do frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant woman have in common?

An idiot who forgot to take it out earlier.

What do burnt pizza, frozen beer and a pregnant chick have in common?

Some douchebag forgot to pull it out in time.

Douchebag Jokes More Douchebag Jokes

How to spot a douchebag in the gym?

Really bad so he hurts himself.

What did the douchebag say to the chemist when he dropped his beaker?

U mad scientist?