How do you swat one hundred flies at the same time?

Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.

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Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

What do Ethiopians do at night?

Starve.

How do Ethiopian parents celebrate their child's first birthday?

By putting flowers on its grave.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What are the 5 best Vegetables of all time?

Tink about it. Gai lan, gai lan... gai lan, gai lan, and gai lan. (thanks to Chapelle show skit((making the band)))

Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam?

Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What is green and flies above Poland?

Peter Pansky

Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig?

Would you like fries with that?

What do you call a trapped fly in a frying pan of stir fry?

Your mum

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why don't chickens wear underwear?

Because their peckers are on their faces.

Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!

Swat Jokes More Swat Jokes

What do you call a SWAT team with Snoop Dogg?

A Blunt force

What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

Fry Pan Jokes More Fry Pan Jokes

What did the spaceman see in his frying pan?

An unidentified frying object.

How do you swat one hundred flies at the same time?

Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.

Smack Jokes More Smack Jokes

How do you fix the dishwasher?

Smack her.

Why did the cancer patient get smacked?

His hand was bigger than his face.