How do you fix the dishwasher?

Smack her.

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How many software developers does it take to fix a light bulb?

None, its a hardware issue.

What kind of fish loves to fix instruments?

A tuna.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?

Give her a shovel!

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow thrower?

Give her a shovel.

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How do you swat one hundred flies at the same time?

Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.

How do you fix the dishwasher?

Smack her.