Why did the cancer patient get smacked?

His hand was bigger than his face.

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Face Jokes More Face Jokes

How do you know if an Asian is depressed?

All around them are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces.

What is Rihanna's favorite song?

I can't feel my face when i'm with you

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?

Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.

Why doesn't Jesus play volleyball?

All those spikes hurt his hands

Cancer Patient Jokes More Cancer Patient Jokes

Why did the cancer patient get smacked?

His hand was bigger than his face.

How many cancer patients does it take to change a light bulb?

1 and 12 people to say how inspiring it was

Smack Jokes More Smack Jokes

How can you get a set of teeth put in for free?

Smack a monster.

What happens if you draw on the blackboard and the teacher told you not to?

She draws a smack!