How can you get a set of teeth put in for free?

Smack a monster.

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What do crack addicts sing while caroling?

All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!

What's the easiest way to make a homeless person bleed?

Brush their teeth!

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What do you call ten sets of bagpipes at the bottom of the sea?

A start.

What do you get from 3 girls from Arkansas?

Damn near a whole set of teeth.

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What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea?

Lots of very worried dogs.

What kind of monster can sit on the end of your finger?

The bogeyman.

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How can you get a set of teeth put in for free?

Smack a monster.

Why don't I play chess with the Prodigy?

They smack my bishop