What's the easiest way to make a homeless person bleed?

Brush their teeth!

Previous Random Joke Next

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

Why did Plato's worst student always have stuff stuck in his teeth?

He didn't understand Flossophy!

Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

So he could shoot his mouth off.

Bleed Jokes More Bleed Jokes

What's got two legs and bleed a lot?

Half-a-dog!

What has got two legs and bleeds?

Half a dog!

Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

What do read heads get when they don't brush their teeth?

Gingervitis Edit: redheads. I am a disgrace.

Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

Easy Way Jokes More Easy Way Jokes

What's the easiest way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer

What's the easiest way to condense milk?

Mlk

Homeless Person Jokes More Homeless Person Jokes

How do you know if a homeless person has a girlfriend?

His clean fingers.

What's the easiest way to make a homeless person bleed?

Brush their teeth!