What do read heads get when they don't brush their teeth?

Gingervitis Edit: redheads. I am a disgrace.

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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?

What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!

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How does a lawyer sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.

What do cats read in the morning?

Mewspapers!

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What do read heads get when they don't brush their teeth?

Gingervitis Edit: redheads. I am a disgrace.

What's black, white and red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

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What do read heads get when they don't brush their teeth?

Gingervitis Edit: redheads. I am a disgrace.

Why is it good that accordionists have a half-ounce more brains than horses?

So they don't disgrace themselves in parades.

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What do you call the object Attila the Hun uses to brush his leg hair?

A Hun knee comb.

Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

So he could shoot his mouth off.