What's black, white and red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why doesn't the guy with OCD ever get laid?

Because when he turns his girlfriend on he has to turn her off again three times.

How do we get in?

Obi-Wan: We'll be stealthy. *turns on huge, glowing laser sword*

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

Why do nuns always travel in pairs?

Because one nun follows the other nun to make sure that nun doesn't get none.

What do nuns do?

Nunthing

Spear Jokes More Spear Jokes

What's black, white and red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What's black and white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What's green and purple and goes up and down?

Barney in an elevator.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine

When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.