How many JokeExplainBots does it take to change a lightbulb?

Are easily threaded by one person, with one hand. Doot.

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What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

What do you call a person who helps teach others to fart?

A tooter. (thanks, honey)

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How many puppies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Do you know yet Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

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How many bitter Hillary Clinton supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, we've decided to let a man do the job.

How many blind people does it take to change a light bulb?

None if nobody's looking.

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What do you get when you hold two green balls tightly in your hand?

A leprachaun's undivided attention.

What's it like being a grown up?

Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly

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What is the best offensive joke you have? Can you make me laugh?

Read all the other threads. I need new content. The old stuff is getting, well old. Here's my contribution. Have you head of the new drinking game? The mike brown special: stand there and take 12 shots. What's the difference between mike brown and a college kid? College kids can handle more shots before they fall down.

What is it like to mod r/news?

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How does JokeExplainBot work?

Having all that trivial information must be a big distraction...

How many JokeExplainBots does it take to change a lightbulb?

Are easily threaded by one person, with one hand. Doot.