Are easily threaded by one person, with one hand. Doot.
Claude
Don't worry. They'll tell you they're a vegetarian.
If you know the number, you don't know where the socket is.
Two. 1 to screw it in, and 1 to complain that it's not dark enough.
TRANSportation
Two. One to change it and one to yell "Ta-daa!" when he's done.
The NaCls
To go to the second hand shop
Reddit Old
Because it had too many threads.
Having all that trivial information must be a big distraction...
Explaining his wife.