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How many JokeExplainBots does it take to change a lightbulb?

Are easily threaded by one person, with one hand. Doot.

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

When you do this, there are 4,111,093,0003.666 "humorists". 2/3rds of a person?

Really

What do you call a person who had to be amputated after being attacked by an animal?

Claude

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many dubstep fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Wuh-wuh-wuh-one.

How many Bros does it take to change a lightbulb?

None cuz it's already lit af

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Brexiters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Woah woah woah... I never said there was a lightbulb!

How many x does it take to change a lightbulb?

F(x), where f(x) = the optimal number of x for establishing a humorous stereotype.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do a brick and I have in common?

We both get laid by hand.

What's the worst thing to hear during a prostate exam?

Look! No hands!

Thread Jokes More Thread Jokes

What's a pirates favorite type of thread?

Yaaaaarn.

Why can't redditors sew?

Because the thread has been locked by a moderator

Jokeexplainbot Jokes More Jokeexplainbot Jokes

How JokeExplainBot spent his weekend?

Explaining his wife.

How many JokeExplainBots does it take to change a lightbulb?

Are easily threaded by one person, with one hand. Doot.