Are easily threaded by one person, with one hand. Doot.
You'd think it'd be the punchline, but apparently it's funnier when the person feints...
Linus
A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.
Just one, but they have to do it during dinner.
Only one but it takes eight million years.
Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.
Nail its other hand to the floor.
Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.
To the morgue.
There was a thread months ago but i lost it...
Explaining his wife.
Having all that trivial information must be a big distraction...
