He always came on time.
Winter is coming.
Filet delay!
Unlike other carpenters, Jesus may actually return one day
Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)
He wasn't comfortable with having that much time on his hands.
They only work 10% of the time.
I don't really carrot all for vegetables.
None, it should be open when she brings it to you.
So he can have a rest after he gets tired from waking up.
Mourning
In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.
An alarmed clock.
You only have to hit the alarm clock once to make it be quiet...
