He always came on time.
Because he came.
Discover.
Because you can't trust something that bleeds for days and doesn't die.
Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny.
Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog
Time served
Understandabull
He'll tell you.
With a shoe horn.
Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.
He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.
In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.
She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.
An alarmed clock.
