Why did the perv leave?

What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

Who came in first?

The over easy egg because it was really runny. How about second The over medium egg because it was only a little runny. And last That would be the baked egg.

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Why did Comic Sans's girlfriend leave him?

He just wasn't her type.

Why didn't Hellen Keller learn to lip-read?

The braille left her lips numb.

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Because he came.