He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.
There was a face-off in the corner.
A heroine addict.
Because she threw out all the bent ones.
They're afraid of catching fire!
I always like to look surprised and whisper "you can see her too ".
Attempted Crepe
Because he didn't get arrays.
It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.
Dustin.
ME: Huge mess to clean. F: It's spotless! M: *sprays luminol* You'd never know they were even here.
Ireland: More bars in more places
An elaborate fantasy in which she is in prison and tries to escape by chewing through the bars of her cell.
He always came on time.
In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.
