He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.
Send them the Fine Brothers.
Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!
He was a pieromaniac.
For stealing the booty
Because it was full of Unidentified Frying Objects.
He only had one pupil.
It was the Bain of his existence.
He puts it in the Wash.
A maid man.
He got him diss barred.
An elaborate fantasy in which she is in prison and tries to escape by chewing through the bars of her cell.
He always came on time.
In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.
