He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.
Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.
Stop hating yourself, stop hating yourself!
Bossy just fired me!
The Empty Plate...
Tips waitress*
He ran out of patients.
He isn't very App-y
Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it
Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof
They thought she might have been slipped a woofie.
I'd like some H20 please.
He always came on time.
In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.
