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Why was the powerlifter fired from his job at the restaurant?

He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why do you need to carry radioactive materials in sealed, lead containers?

To stop it from falling out.

Why is there only 50 shades of grey?

Why not 5,000 What's stopping them

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why would you stay friends with an ex-girlfriend?

When you get fired from a job, you don't stay around and watch other people do your job.

Why was the teenage girl fired from her job at the casino?

Because SHE JUST CAN'T DEAL

Restaurant Jokes More Restaurant Jokes

What do you call a grenade thrown into a restaurant in France?

French Toast.

Where did the API go to eat?

To the RESTaurant.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

How much of a raise do you need to get the job done?

About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.

What did the rubber say when he was offered a job as the high school choir teacher?

I can't, I'm not a conductor.".

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof

What does a sailor use to clean his clothes?

Tide

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why was the gymnast disqualified?

He walked into a bar.

What did the bartender say to the gold when the gold walked into a bar?

AU, get outta here!

Jerk Jokes More Jerk Jokes

Why are jerks nice sometimes?

Standard deviation of the mean (OC, as far as I know)

Why was the powerlifter fired from his job at the restaurant?

He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.