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Why don't I play chess with the Prodigy?

They smack my bishop

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What game should you play to get your mother's attention?

PokeMom

What is Siri really good at?

Playing pocket pool.

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What did the Australian say when he won a game of chess?

Cheers, mate.

What is Michael Bay's favorite move in chess?

C4

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What did the lead singer of The Prodigy say to the guy parking his Mini Cooper?

Back my Smitch Up!

Why don't I play chess with the Prodigy?

They smack my bishop

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Why don't I play chess with the Prodigy?

They smack my bishop

How does a blonde high-5?

She smacks herself in the forehead.

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Why did the bishop love Walmart?

Coz the boys pants are all half off.

What did the bishop say to a large group of priest at the overnight camp for young boys?

Let us prey.'