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Why don't I play chess with the Prodigy?

They smack my bishop

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Which big cat should you never play cards with?

A cheetah!

What is a tornado's favorite game to play?

Twister!

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Why can't America play chess?

They are missing 2 towers

What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

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Why don't I play chess with the Prodigy?

They smack my bishop

What did the lead singer of The Prodigy say to the guy parking his Mini Cooper?

Back my Smitch Up!

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How does a blonde high-five?

She smacks herself in the forehead.

What did the rude prism say to the light beam that smacked into him?

Get bent!

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What did the bishop say to a large group of priest at the overnight camp for young boys?

Let us prey.'

Why does the Pope always win at chess?

He has so many Bishops!