Why don't I play chess with the Prodigy?

They smack my bishop

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Whats the similarity between Monkey in the Middle and Football?

Both of the groups that are concered about the health of someone playing both begin with the letter P.

What do electric trains and breasts have in common?

They're intended for children but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.

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Why can't New Yorkers play chess?

They're short 2 towers.

What did one slice of bread say to the other at the end of a game of chess?

It's stale, mate.

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Why don't I play chess with the Prodigy?

They smack my bishop

What did the lead singer of The Prodigy say to the guy parking his Mini Cooper?

Back my Smitch Up!

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Why u bean like this?

SMACK "Don't u carrot all " CRACK

What did the rude prism say to the light beam that smacked into him?

Get bent!

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What did the bishop say to a large group of priest at the overnight camp for young boys?

Let us prey.'

Why did the bishop love Walmart?

Coz the boys pants are all half off.