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Why don't I play chess with the Prodigy?

They smack my bishop

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Why shouldn't you play cards in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs!

What game do you play with a wombat?

Wom.

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What is Michael Bay's favorite move in chess?

C4

Why can't America play chess?

They are missing 2 towers

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What did the lead singer of The Prodigy say to the guy parking his Mini Cooper?

Back my Smitch Up!

Why don't I play chess with the Prodigy?

They smack my bishop

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Why don't I play chess with the Prodigy?

They smack my bishop

What did the rude prism say to the beam of light that smacked into him?

Get bent!

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What did the bishop say to the priest?

It's my turn.

Why did the bishop love Walmart?

Coz the boys pants are all half off.