What do Ethiopians do at night?

Starve.

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Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

How do you get 100 Ethiopians in a phone box?

Throw a tin of beans in there..... How do you get them back out of it? Run past with the tin opener.....

What do you call a Ethiopian with gonorrhoea?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

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Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)

What do Jesus and your mom have in common?

They both got nailed all night.

Starve Jokes More Starve Jokes

What do you call a starving artist from 17th Century England?

Baroque

How do you starve a Socialist?

You hide their food stamps under their work boots. Edit Thank you /u/DoctorBrohoof for my first gold!