How do you get 100 Ethiopians in a phone box?

Throw a tin of beans in there..... How do you get them back out of it? Run past with the tin opener.....

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Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

What's it called when an Ethiopian does gymnastics?

Blackrobatics.

What's the difference between Ethiopians and gorillas?

Nobody cares about Ethiopians dying. (First post on r/jokes and a bit offensive)

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

How do you throw a party in space?

You planet

What do you get when you cross the Italian mafia with the Russian mafia?

Thrown in a lake.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why can't Cinderella play soccer?

Because she keeps running away from the ball

Why hasn't Mexico won any medals in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can swim well, jump high and run fast are in the United States.

100 Jokes More 100 Jokes

What do you call 100 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel!

What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back?

A receding hare line.

Phone Box Jokes More Phone Box Jokes

What do you call an elephant in a phone box?

Stuck.

How do you get 100 Ethiopians in a phone box?

Throw a tin of beans in there..... How do you get them back out of it? Run past with the tin opener.....

Tin Jokes More Tin Jokes

What do you call a tin can that's done with High School?

A graduated cylinder!

What's the most capable element?

Tin, because tin can.

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

What is the politically correct term for Mexicans?

Human Beans.

Why can you trust a coffee roaster?

Because he never spills the beans

Tin Opener Jokes More Tin Opener Jokes

How do you get 100 Ethiopians in a phone box?

Throw a tin of beans in there..... How do you get them back out of it? Run past with the tin opener.....

Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener?

He had a bee in his suit of armour!