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Why did Sarah fall off the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?)...not Sarah.

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What do conspiracy nuts do to fall asleep?

They count sheeple.

What did the Mexican say when the house fell on him?

Ayyyy watch it homes!

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What do you call a bear that swings both ways?

Bi-polar

Why did Sara fall out of the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock..who's there..Not Sara.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Opportunity.

That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!

Why'd Sally fall off the swings?

Cause she's got no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did Sarah name her pet Fawn 99 Cents?

Because it wasn't big enough to be a Buck.

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

He didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.