What's the difference between Ethiopians and gorillas?

Nobody cares about Ethiopians dying. (First post on r/jokes and a bit offensive)

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What's the difference between a baby and an unwanted baby?

One's a rugrat, the other's a regret.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?

Tiger Woods had a better driver!

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What is the fastest animal in the world?

The Ethiopian chicken.

Why did the Ethiopian child have a frown?

He was having his mid life crisis!

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What does a shooting star say to his buddy before he dies?

Meet me - oh, right..

Why do hipsters never die?

Because everyone does that already.

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What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people?

Oh, so it has its ups and downs.

What does the H. in Jesus H. Christ stand for?

Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.

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Who wouldn't let the gorilla in the ballet?

Just... the person responsible for making those decisions...

Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy Carter?

They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!

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Why do the ghosts never win races?

Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.

Why were the 2 in love melons upset?

Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)

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What do you call a black guy that visits r/jokes regularly?

A masochist

What does /r/funny and /r/jokes have in common?

I laugh at neither of them.