Why hasn't Mexico won any medals in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can swim well, jump high and run fast are in the United States.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

What kind of trees watch kids in Mexico?

Baby cedar

What is Mexico's favorite sport?

Cross-country

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What is a Mexicans Favorite book?

TE-QUILA MOCKINGBIRD!

What would Harper Lee's book be called if he was Mexican?

Tequila Mockingbird.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Who would win a fight between an octopus and a shark?

The octopus because it is well armed.

Who always wins at musical chairs?

Rosa Parks

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's brown and runs around your garden?

Your fence.

Why is it impossible to run through a campground?

You can only ran, because it's past tents.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What do you call four Mexicans who can't swim?

Cuatro cincos.

Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Why does the Olympic torch always start in Olympia?

Because it's hard to put out a Greece fire.

Why does Mexico do so badly in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why were the children jumping for Joy?

Because Joy was stuck on the roof.

What dog can jump higher than a building?

Anydog, buildings can't jump!

United States Jokes More United States Jokes

Who was the 45th Vice President of the United States?

Warning: Gore

What's one advantage of electing a woman president of the United States?

We wouldn't have to pay her as much.

Medal Jokes More Medal Jokes

How does a paralympian call home, after winning a medal?

Handsfree

Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.