Why shouldn't you play American football with feminists?

Because they'll constantly shift the goal posts.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

How do American chickens cross the road?

In a bucket.

What do you call an unfriendly American from the 60's?

An anti-socialist

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why does an actor enjoy his work so much?

Because it's all play.

What do you call a Psychic Compromise?

A Happy Medium. Sorry, a played around with the wording of this a lot and couldn't find anything better. Please suggest a better phrasing.

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. They just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.

Goal Post Jokes More Goal Post Jokes

Why did the goal post get angry?

Because the bar was rattled!

What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts?

Annette.

Shift Jokes More Shift Jokes

Why shouldn't you play American football with feminists?

Because they'll constantly shift the goal posts.

What did one tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate?

Bro, do you even shift?