What do you call a Time Machine that can only travel to one location in time?

The RE-tardis

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What do you call a Time Machine that can only travel to one location in time?

The RE-tardis

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What do you call a Time Machine that can only travel to one location in time?

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What do you call a Time Machine that can only travel to one location in time?

The RE-tardis