What did the douchebag say to the chemist when he dropped his beaker?

U mad scientist?

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How do you make a baby cry?

Drop it. How do you make a baby stop crying? Drop it again.

What's the best part about dating a homeless girl?

You can drop her off anywhere!!

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

How does a chemist introduce Batman?

Sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium Batman!

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Who's the most self-centered Muppet?

Beaker. All he says is "Me Me Me."

Why were the Beakers all packed and moved out of the university lab?

They were graduated

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What do u call a lesbian with 9in fingers?

Well hung.

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

Douchebag Jokes More Douchebag Jokes

How to spot a douchebag in the gym?

Really bad so he hurts himself.

What do burnt pizza, frozen beer and a pregnant chick have in common?

Some douchebag forgot to pull it out in time.