Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*
I'm sitting there typing and the battery drains, does this ever happen to you? So this little message pops up: Plug in or find another power source. Do you get that message? What other power source are they talking about? Well, I can't find that cable, so I'll go ahead and plug in to the hamster wheel generator I keep just in case. That's my other power source.
You let it sink in.
Ow, this really hertz.
He fell out of the tree
An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names...
Me:"I've had these for years. Is that a new grill I saw " H:"Nope just cleaned the old one" *Marriage lies
Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.
Anytiiiiiiiiiime
I'll post the answer tomorrow.
Wait until he's finished.
A car.
He had a reptile dysfunction.
Realizing it's only Tuesday.
A sadder day.
To the Moooovies
No! 911: Placing you in protective custody.
The 12th floor.
I'm font of you.
Because you can really party hearty!
Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway
Nevermind.