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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to r/showerthoughts?

They went down the drain.

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a seven year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four

What do you yell when a woman falls of a boat?

Full speed ahead

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

How many dead-heads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just let it burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

How many seconds are there in a year?

Twelve

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

How do you know if someone doesn't like Football and isn't going to watch the Super Bowl?

They'll tell you

How does the Pirate watch his movie?

He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)

Idiot Jokes More Idiot Jokes

What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common?

Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.

What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's Day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?

It's 9.18 am and 12 seconds no wait - 13 seconds no wait - 14 seconds no wait......

What does a bodybuilder do while waiting in a long line?

Weights

Lover Jokes More Lover Jokes

How do conspiracy theorists like their lovers?

Illumi-naughty

Who's there! Bully! Bully who?

Bully Jean is not my lover!

Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

Where do Crows hang out on Friday night?

The crow bar.

Where do Muslims go after their Friday prayer?

To the Allahu Akbar

Valentine Day Jokes More Valentine Day Jokes

What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?

Forget-me-nuts.

What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?

Hog and kisses!

13th Jokes More 13th Jokes

What do they call the 13th floor in England?

The 12th floor.

What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's Day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

Valentine Jokes More Valentine Jokes

How do you kiss a girl on Valentine's Day?

You use tulips.

What's in a name?

A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. But, if roses were called "herpes" they'd make terrible Valentine's Day gifts.

Nevermind Jokes More Nevermind Jokes

What's the most annoying thing someone can say?

Nevermind.

What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's Day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

Scary Movie Jokes More Scary Movie Jokes

What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's Day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*