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What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's Day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

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Business kept falling off!

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Because then World War 3 would never happen

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Why did Mary fell from the swing?

Because she hasn't got arms!

What do they say when a woman falls over?

FULL SPEED AHEAD!" Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch v=OA8TlOsVw#t=82

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How many did it take last year

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The Cinemon.

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69 with 3 people watching!

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Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.

What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's Day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

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Why I'm Breaking Up With You" Him: Wait, what the--?

Me: Please hold all questions until the end.

What else did I forget?

WHERE IS MY BABY! Wait, do I have one of those DO I HAVE A BABY!

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Son: Natasha Dad: who is Natasha son: your lover Dad: do you need also a case

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Their Seoul Mate.

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Monday will be here in 5 minutes.

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Hog and kisses!

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Cupigs!

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What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's Day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

What do they call the 13th floor in England?

The 12th floor.

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I wub wub wub you....

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Because they are very scentimental.

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What's the most annoying thing someone can say?

Nevermind.

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Ahh Phuket. Nevermind.

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What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's Day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*