Son: Natasha Dad: who is Natasha son: your lover Dad: do you need also a case
The W. Yeah my dad just busted this joke on me.
Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?
Just one but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!
Sounds like a pretty shady dude to me.
THAT SON OF A BEACH ROBBED ME!
Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh really What was the question Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal "
In Heaven, the cops are British, the engineers are German, the lovers are French, the cooks are Italian and the whole thing is managed by the Swiss In Hell, the cops are German, the engineers are French, the lovers are Swiss, the cooks are British and the whole thing is managed by the Italians
Illumi-naughty
CAT: *bolts for no apparent reason* ME: *bolts in the opposite direction in case she's after both of us*
In case he got a hole-in-one!
Cut to them back at the station writing on a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off
