What is the magic word?

Son: Natasha Dad: who is Natasha son: your lover Dad: do you need also a case

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Why is Simba an orphan?

Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff

What's a swear word?

Me: A bad word moms and dads only say when they're mad.3:Me:3: Is my middle name a swear word

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Which football team to you need to connect up your computer?

Leeds.

Why are Twilight fans obsessed with it?

Because they need a fandom that won't make them feel like trash.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did the man say to the priest at the beach?

Do you mind getting out of my son.

What did the Mexican firefighter name his sons?

Jose and Hose B

Lover Jokes More Lover Jokes

What did the lesbian vampire say to her lover?

See you next month

Who's there! Bully! Bully who?

Bully Jean is not my lover!

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

Why does a viola burn longer than a violin?

It is usually still in the case.

Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!

Magic Word Jokes More Magic Word Jokes

What are the magic words for making a spoiled asparagus edible?

Impairagus Repairagus

What is the magic word?

Son: Natasha Dad: who is Natasha son: your lover Dad: do you need also a case