What's a burnt pizza, frozen beer, & a pregnant girl have in common?

In each scenario, there's a dumb guy who didn't take it out in time.

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What do you call a Woolworths that burnt down?

Coles.

What did God say when he made the first black man?

Damn, I burnt one.

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What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time?

He screwed, nutted, and bolted.

What are you going to do with your time, now that you're retired?

I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."

Burn Pizza Jokes More Burn Pizza Jokes

What's the similarity between a burned pizza and parents?

If it's black it won't give you any food

What's a burnt pizza, frozen beer, & a pregnant girl have in common?

In each scenario, there's a dumb guy who didn't take it out in time.

Frozen Beer Jokes More Frozen Beer Jokes

What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time

Pregnant Girl Jokes More Pregnant Girl Jokes

What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant girl?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

What does a burnt pizza and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone that didn't take it out in time.

Dumb Guy Jokes More Dumb Guy Jokes

What's a burnt pizza, frozen beer, & a pregnant girl have in common?

In each scenario, there's a dumb guy who didn't take it out in time.

What did the really dumb guy name his pet giraffe?

Spot.