What did God say when he made the first black man?

Damn, I burnt one.

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What did one pile of burning wood say to the other?

Is it getting hot in here or is it just me?

What do you call a Woolworths that burnt down?

Coles.

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Why did the black man have a heart attack?

Afrosclerosis

What do you call four black men in a red sleeping bag?

A Kit-Kat.

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What do you get when you cross dancing and an act of god?

Deus Ex Macarena

What did the angel say when he saw God make the element Phosphorus?

It's a match made in Heaven!