What did God say when he made the first black man?

Damn, I burnt one.

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What's burnt to a crisp and at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

What do a redneck divorce and a burning meth lab have in common?

Someone's losing a trailer.

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What is the similarity between a black man and a bike?

They both only work with a chain on.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane?

Pilot.

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What do you call a God unfit for the times at hand?

O Cristor Redundant

What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."