What do you call a God unfit for the times at hand?

O Cristor Redundant

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What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?

Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!

What time is it when a Muslim immigrant brings a clock to school in Texas?

Time to get a new principal.

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Why did the T-Rex fail his business project?

He couldn't make hands meet.

What do a Boston Marathon runner and Jesus have in common?

Nails in their hands and feet

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What did God say to the cheese that sinned?

Gouda Hell.

What do you call a bone that disrespects God?

A Blasfemur