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What do you call a God unfit for the times at hand?

O Cristor Redundant

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What time does Sean Connery attend the Wimbeldon?

Tenish.

What do you call it when you smoke weed and work out at the same time?

Getting all high and mighty

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do two people with Parkinson's disease do when they meet for the first time?

They shake hands.

When is an English teacher like a judge?

When she hands out long sentences.

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Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!!

What do my dad and God have in common?

I've never seen or heard from either of them.