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What do you call a God unfit for the times at hand?

O Cristor Redundant

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Why'd you name me Carson, dad?

You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.

What do Jay Leno and Payton Manning have in common?

They both know when it's time to turn things over.

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How do you stop a baby from walking in circles?

Pin its other hand to the ground.

Why doesn't Jesus like M&M's?

Because they fall through his hands.

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Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!!

Who would won in a wrestling match?

Lemmy or God? Trick question, lemmy is god... R.I.P. Edit* win not won damnit...