Why did the Ogre cry when he left the doctor's office?

He was diagnosed with shrecktal cancer.

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How does the balance sheet of a bank look like as of today?

On the left side there's nothing right and on the right side there's nothing left...

What are you praying for?

Husband: For guidance. Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!!

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Why did the Ogre cry when he left the doctor's office?

He was diagnosed with shrecktal cancer.

What's a good way to get gum out of your hair?

Getting diagnosed with cancer.

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What did the doctors office say to the hurricane?

Sorry, we don't take any Joaquins

What did the pregnant blonde ask at the doctor's office?

Is it mine?