What's a good way to get gum out of your hair?

Getting diagnosed with cancer.

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What did the boy with no arms &amp legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ()

What if the Bad News Bears literally gave you bad news?

Bear 1: You're adopted Bear 2: The cancer is terminal Bear 3: This tweet ain't funny

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Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food?

By giving her a Brazilian wax first!

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What's the best way to see a charging herd of elephants?

On television!

What is the best way to receive downvotes on reddit?

Wohahaha! That was funny!

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What's the best way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer.

What's a good way to get gum out of your hair?

Getting diagnosed with cancer.

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What do you call someone on the borderline of being diagnosed with a borderline personality disorder?

An asylum seeker.

What was the stressed out toddler diagnosed with?

Diapertension